Sunday, 20 February 2011

It's Illegal, It's immoral......

The twee singing group of the 40's/50's/60's etc , The Beverley Sisters, once sang a song "It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat..." Pretty well sums up how I've lived my life in the fast lane!

Take tonight for example.  I've had a heavenly lazy day. Walks with the dog yes, but no visitors. So in between walks I have tweeted, read, watched films (just watched on ITV4 Field of Dreams with Kevin Costner - perfect for a lazy afternoon!), slept on the sofa in front of a roaring log fire.....dreamy day!  About half an hour ago I wandered through to the kitchen to contemplate what I would cook myself for supper.

There's mince in the fridge. Nah don't fancy it.  There's chicken breasts....nah!  There's bacon, eggs, cheese, pasta, rice, tins of stuff, nice veggies, potatoes that could be baked.  Nah!  Oh yessss......BINGO! there's a cake tin full of millionaires' shortbread!!! So that's my supper sorted then.  

It isn't illegal but it is immoral and it does make me fat.  And no way does it contribute to my 5-a-day.  So to make up for that I'm having a bottle of Apple and Mango J20 which is full of fruit..........and sugar!! 

Elizabeth Hurley tweeted at 8.30 this morning that she had just eaten two Cadbury's Cream how the hell does SHE stay so bloody thin then?! I only have to LOOK at a Mars Bar and I put on 2lbs!

Still, I am happy in my own skin - and there is lots of it! - so I shall sit down with the tin and watch the Antiques Roadshow until the sweetness takes over and I fancy something savoury.  That'll be a packet of crisps then!!

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